⚠️⚠️TRIGGER WARNING⚠️⚠️ SOME OF YOU MAY FIND THIS PAGE OFFENSIVE, BUT IT IS MEANT IN JEST 😊
Do you do gift vouchers?
Non. No. Nope. Nah. Nein. Não. Hayır. 不 (Bù). Nien.
Why have you created a gift voucher page, if you don’t actually do gift vouchers?
Because, although on our FAQs it states that we DO NOT do vouchers, we still get emails asking if we can make an exception.
Can I pay for my friend/family member and they book a table at a later date?
No. This is still a voucher, without us actually issuing the voucher. It’s not the physical voucher that’s a problem, it’s the process. We take your money, you miss the booking window or can’t get the dates you want…we’ve already SPENT your money… d’you see the problem…
What else can you suggest?
Get a voucher from somewhere else! hahahaha … OR, you can sort a date with said ‘friend or family’, pay the deposit on booking and you can pay the rest via BACs. But the table must already be booked.
Having said all of the above, we LOVE that you want to gift maison as an experience and thank you from the bottom of our hearts for your support.
L&B xx
Disclaimer: This page is meant in jest, but also to stop you sending an email, so I have to say NO in person 😝